SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about his order. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses